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Third person's(robotic) hand in personal affair!

"You may now kick the bride!" Okhkhkhk! Ah!

It was a software glitch! The robot priest was just behaving normal while consummating the wedding ceremony until it lost the 'S' suddenly.

Anyway,
two excited Japanese employees of a robot firm are taking blessings from a robotic hand. The spectacle evokes excitement and exotic emotion rather than anything else. And Human race have become so busy lately, you know!

Beyond that, there are more to celebrate! It is probably the starting of the predicted 'new history of the human kind' that is supposed to be written by the later part of this century[hopefully by glitch-proof robots]. An techno apathetic may say pathetic belief in the positive(!) evolution of technology has probably made the prediction.

Yes! Of course there is an eternal evolution going on in tech that may make us blind like Barmy Army! We are to get ZB memory sticks in the place of KB ones soon(KB>MB>GB>TB>PB>EB>ZB). And things like this have made our life the easiest in the time line of the human history.

Well! Wait a bit! Actually where we all started? What the evolution for? The journey to humanity? One bulky glass wearing bald intellectual may try this 'we started to use science and then technology to make our life easier and enriched.'

Well! Well! Whatever! We are surely on the way to make everything easier. As good things have some side effects, we may have to face some robotic kicks and knocks sometimes.

Whether you should care that bald intellectual says, ' Alas! Our existence are now being kicked by our own apparatus of comfort, we are falling apart rather coming together', its up to you. 



NB. Fortunately there wasn't any glitch this time. The robot stitched two Japanese souls together. Now, lets see whether its blessings carry more power to make the Stitching more stronger than the human touch!

May be, we will experience a new trend where divorce rate will come down with robotic intervention! Who knows!


Comments

Nazmul Arifeen said…
Liked it! Where have you been all these days?! :)

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